Did you know that Chuck Norris can be elected for Lithuanian Parliament without putting forward his candidacy?



He wasn't of course. Chuck Norris wouldn't be able to live in Lithuania. Chuck Norris can do everything everywhere, in Lithuania everybody can Chuck a Norris.

My masochistic tendencies are at full potential today it seems. I‘ve accidentally burnt my forearm with steam, slit my wrist with a rusted nail (still very much accidentally, mind you), and not so accidentally got stung by a hornet. And then there are those thoughts...

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Hi. I'm still functioning. Well, sort of. I figured I should do a feature now that I have a pm. It's not a typical one, I guess, and that's what I love about it. This way it becomes personal, like there's a piece of me in those beautiful works bellow. Feel free to have a look.

RULES:
Answer the questions below.
Take each answer and type it into dA search box.
Choose a deviation.


1. The age you will be on your next birthday:


2. A place you'd like to travel:


3. Your favorite place:
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4. Your favorite object:


5. Favorite food:
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6.Your favorite animal:


7. Your favorite colour:


8. The town/state/etc in which you live:
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9. Name of past pet:
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10. A dream come true:


11. Your nickname/screenname:



12. Middle name:

Mature Content

13. Favorite Smell:


14. Bad habit of yours:

procrastination :3

15. Your first job:


16. Favourite Movie:


17. What are you doing right now?


18. Whats The Weather Like?


19. Favourite Sport:
Sex.Love is lusting
   Love is trusting
      Love is thrusting.
Minus two
   if you do-
But know
   that Sex
is a vex;
    A curse
for the worse.
A voice
   without choice.
Indeed,
   to lope
     and cope.
Pulling the pieces
    Through nephews and nieces.
Making mingle
   be single.
Singular-
   Like the word unheard.
But those
who speak
   are weak.
Just fuck
  and with luck -
The Sun
  will shine
      Devine.  
But those who care
   will spare;
Those who live
   will give.
But what is life
   without Sex?
A goddamn vex.

20. Favourite Music/Band:

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I was like really miserable a couple of minutes ago and wanted to write something. Which is, in fact, pretty much pathetic and  I'd hate to do that. But I'm alright now. I get these episodes from time to time. Anyway, it's been a while since my last update. I don't really have anything to say, but maybe you do? Just whatever is on your mind right this moment.. be it stupid, funny, sappy, insane, or plain outrageous. Shoot.